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A musical director once said to his band: "If a person can't
play brass, they give them two sticks and put them up the back and
call them a percussionist"
A brave voice piped up from the back: "And anyone who can't
play percussion, they give them one stick and put them out the front
and call them a Conductor!" |
What's
the range of a tuba?
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
How many tuba players does it
take to change a light bulb?
Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.
These two tuba players walk
past a bar...
Well, it could happen! |
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